Posted on: Monday, August 31, 2009
Posted at: 10:02 AM
Posted at: 10:02 AM
In reality, life can be a bitch. Esp when it bites u back hard.
Pills for men.
Pills for women.
And it all started out from this blue "wonder" pill called 'Viagra'.
Its amazing that something as insignificant as that. Make people's creativity come to life. Salute to these insignificant small items.
I got bored. So i read May's edition of RD (yea i know, like 4 mnths ago worth of news). But that one particular article caught my attention. And no, not cause it was about viagra! =z
The main topic was that, but what came from that one pill, was so many other variations of it to suit both men and women.
Behind the whole article was the topic of what men wants and what women wants. When you read it, you'll be laughing out loud for sure. Cause it is what reality is.
For example,
women wants man to shut up and stop complaining abt having to follow them shopping and so on. whereas man wants women to walk pass a shop and not even think about going in it.
So this is what the article had. A prescription for these problems.
1)Storophobex (For men): a spoonful a day for 2 weeks will make the man eager and willing to go shopping with their wives and wait patiently in stores/boutiques for an astonishing 4 hours!
2)Shoppiproofen (For women): Two 5-ml doses taken at breakfast will enable a women to walk straight past stores without even entering.
I find these quite amusing. This clearly states the lack of giving and taking + communication in the lives of us human beings.
Besides all this. I wonder what's a good name for a pill that will help people to literally "WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES! REALITY IS IN YOU FACE! SO STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM IT YOU FOOL!" (:
Pills for men.
Pills for women.
And it all started out from this blue "wonder" pill called 'Viagra'.
Its amazing that something as insignificant as that. Make people's creativity come to life. Salute to these insignificant small items.
I got bored. So i read May's edition of RD (yea i know, like 4 mnths ago worth of news). But that one particular article caught my attention. And no, not cause it was about viagra! =z
The main topic was that, but what came from that one pill, was so many other variations of it to suit both men and women.
Behind the whole article was the topic of what men wants and what women wants. When you read it, you'll be laughing out loud for sure. Cause it is what reality is.
For example,
women wants man to shut up and stop complaining abt having to follow them shopping and so on. whereas man wants women to walk pass a shop and not even think about going in it.
So this is what the article had. A prescription for these problems.
1)Storophobex (For men): a spoonful a day for 2 weeks will make the man eager and willing to go shopping with their wives and wait patiently in stores/boutiques for an astonishing 4 hours!
2)Shoppiproofen (For women): Two 5-ml doses taken at breakfast will enable a women to walk straight past stores without even entering.
I find these quite amusing. This clearly states the lack of giving and taking + communication in the lives of us human beings.
Besides all this. I wonder what's a good name for a pill that will help people to literally "WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ROSES! REALITY IS IN YOU FACE! SO STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM IT YOU FOOL!" (: